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Burgerman99
Toronto, Ontario | Man Seeking A Couple
Basic Information
First name
Shane
I Can Speak
English, Other
I Would Describe Myself As
I'm a weed grower and stand up comedian. I'm also trying to wedge myself into dead center of the world to stop the nuclear war that may or may not happen
Sign
Libra
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are
Green
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
Body Art
Other, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat, Other
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Work At Home
My Speciality Is
Entertainment / Media
My Job Title Is
Director
I Live
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink
Yes - One Or Two
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Brain
My Social Behavior Is
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Family, Exercising, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Music, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Theater, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Clubbing / Bars, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Steak and a deep throat blow job in a recliner chair
I've Always Wanted To Try
Roleplaying
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Other
I Attend Services
Once A Month
My Political Views Are
Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is
To have a MFFF party in my bed
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Soul, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read
Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, Fiction, Health, Humor, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Erotica, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is
Smoking weed and having a 6 hour fuck session
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?
Super wet pussy.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed